I don't know why but I still have an account on OKCupid. Perhaps it's for stuff like this. They're able to create a report on all of your profile pics. They basically have other users compare it against a ton of other user pictures and they tell you which one did best ( Read more... )

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In regards to this pictureoh snap ( Read more... )

Word of warning to my penis-clad friends. If you ever send someone flowers with 1-800-Flowers you WILL be bombarded with emails for the rest of your natural life ( Read more... )

What would happen if you fasted for 24 hours and then ate a lot of ice?

- Michael

As much as I've tried to avoid it, I've learned a few things during my 22 year, 8 month, 3 day, 9 hour, 15 minute, and 59 second stay here on earth ( Read more... )

It's a Whitest Kids U Know reference ( Read more... )

I may or may not be eating a s'more made with the company blow torch.

What, your work doesn't have a blow torch? How do you brûlée your crèmes and toast your s'mores?

God, are you living in the dark ages or something?

- Michael

"You're not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a while ( Read more... )